~ pace yourself so you can face yourself ~
L4D Pairing Roulette: Ellis
Nick
One too many jabbing comments had left him in a bad mood until Nick shoved him up against a wall and kissed him, proving his tongue was good for more than just insults against his intelligence.
Coach
It was surprising how much they shared interest in. In the aftermath of fucking away some of the day’s tension they’d lay back and hum the Riders together, a smile and laugh always just on the edge of his lips.
Rochelle
He knew she had acquired a growing affection for guns but he didn’t realize the full extent until she made him suck on the barrel of her rifle while she did the same to his cock.
Zoey
She is just too perfect and beautiful. His angel on the bridge. He almost can’t even bring himself to think of her sexually for fear of tarnishing that image. Almost.
Louis
It’s encouraging to see another optimist around, and their bouts together involve filling each other up with more than just positive reinforcement.
Francis
He is so cool, he thought, admiring all the tattoos scattered across the biker’s torso as he rode him like one of his Harleys.
Bill
He had just wanted to ask for the man’s blessing to be with Zoey, he never could have expected the veteran would make him prove his skills in bed first.
Keith
He had experienced a lot of firsts with his best friend; first sleepover, first time riding double on a bike, first broken bone, and with all the awkwardness expected of two young men not fully knowing what they were doing he received his first kiss.
I’M DOING COMMISSIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING FANDOMS!
SUPERNATURAL, BATMAN, MY LITTLE PONY, AND THE AVENGERS (movie!verse only, please!)
I apologize for all the picture examples being Supernatural and nothing else. That’s all I have for recent pictures.I will do sketches for $5, colored sketches for $10, and quickly colored cleaned up pictures for $15 (no background or simple background).
I will also accept donations just because I’m kinda desperate. I hate getting money without doing something for it, though, so I may still draw you something if I have the time.
Let’s just say I’ve fallen on times that are harder than they should be. And I seriously NEED to get out of this house (I won’t go into full detail here as to why I need to because then this post will get way too long way too quickly), but my parents won’t even LET me move out until I have gotten a car (even though mine works just fine right now outside of lack of A/C, which is horrible but I can deal) and then, thereafter, saved up enough money for a YEAR’S worth of rent. And I can’t exactly move out without them co-signing for me due to my credit still being young and lacking (though at the rate I’m going, I may have enough credit by the time I’ve saved this up).
Let’s just say that doing this with a minimum wage job while having my phone bill, my auto insurance, my credit card bill, my student loans, my Bill Me Later bill, my groceries (yes, I live with my parents and they won’t let me leave but I buy almost all of my own food and hygienic products), the money my parents demand I pay for ‘my end’ of the bills (yeah, they want me to save up money before letting me get out yet they take it away from me too…yeah…), enough gas each week to get to work and the grocery store, and occasionally a few things just for me just to keep my sanity (like some comic books or DVDs that are on sale, as I never buy them at full price).
If you want to ask details about my situation, go ahead and message me, I’m okay with explaining further, but this is long enough for this post.
My paypal is Sorakachan21@yahoo.com and my email is Sorakachan21@gmail.com, so send details of your commission there so I can ask any questions I may have about the picture. I always aim to get the picture perfect for the one who commissions me, so I try my best to make sure everyone is satisfied.
I do require payment up front! I’ve been screwed over in this area before, so I’m sorry to have to ask this, but no picture until you pay.
Also, if you guys could please reblog this and get the word out, I’d appreciate it.
A Coach/Ellis appreciation post. (Though most of these could easily read as platonic too if you prefer it that way)
First image is ‘Georgia Hills’ by zewtie on DeviantArt (account deleted) the rest were done by towercorp
Finished up my pairing roulette drabbles. Started off with Nick not sure if I’ll do more with some of the others later.
L4D Pairing Roulette: Nick
Ellis
The kid really never shut up. Even during sex there were moans and gasps and strained ‘oh god’s and ‘don’t stop’s and he thought he’d at least get some quiet when he shoved his dick in the other’s mouth but the sounds just kept coming and as they vibrated over him he realized he’d be a fool to complain now.
Rochelle
She was smart, sassy, and wasn’t afraid to put him in his place, and the more she claimed to hate him the more he felt himself drawn to her.
Coach
It was the perfect arrangement, sexual gratification without the emotional attachments that came with hooking up with women or rednecks who wore their hearts on their sleeves.
Zoey
She knew her sarcasm, not to mention what 30 something-year-old wouldn’t jump at the chance to fuck a hot college girl.
Louis
He had all the optimism of Ellis but without the stupid stories.
Francis
Frantic kisses and touches in a skevy back alley behind a pool hall. All teeth and tongue as he was repeatedly pounded against the filthy wall.
Bill
He reminded him of his father, commanding and military and when he was told to lower to his knees he had to bite his tongue to keep from responding “yes, sir.”
Keith
The guy was an asshole to rival himself, cocky and strutting like the world owed him a favor. He took immense pleasure In knocking the hick down a notch and hearing him whimper as he spilled in his hand.
party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
- Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
- Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
- 1985 | Bowling for Soup
- Bad Day | Daniel Powter
- Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
- Crazy in Love | Beyonce
- Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
- The Reason | Hoobastank
- Hey Ya | Outkast
- My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
- The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
- Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
- She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
- Work It | Missy Elliott
- White Flag | Dido
- Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
- Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
- Milkshake | Kelis
- Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
- Mr. Brightside | The Killers
- Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
- So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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Holyshitballs
jfc bowling for soup
stacy’s mom
Oh man these bring back some memories. I graduated high school in ‘04 and before we got in line for ceremonies a group of boys started singing ‘Stacy’s mom’ to my mother. It was awkward but amusing.
One of Mrozna’s requests~ She said she wanted NICK AS FOOD.
So here’s Nick, who just baked Rochelle a cake of his face. THESE TWO SPECIFICALLY ‘cause Mrozna likes this ship ;D
The Karate Kid is on netflix now. It’s on my list of 80’s movies I need to watch and as I do so the kid’s accent reminds me of one of my headcanons for Nick that has him come from Jersey. So now I’m imagining little Nicky learning to kick ass martial arts style.
I swear I’m one of those people who manages to take anything and relate it to their OTP somehow :|
